06 February 2024

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Chapter 233. [Newlywed Salad]


"'Doburoho Ranko!' Everyone, good day. Ilyena, it is I!"

What I heard was a greeting in Ukrainian.

Ilyena, like me, is a VTuber who is active as a multilingual.

She was one of those who appealed for a ceasefire during that incident, but that's all in the past now.

And she is also one of the pioneers of the new era of VTubers... and one of my favorites!

"Kyaaah! Ilyenaaa-chan!"

≫Doburoho Ranko!

≫Good morning, Ilyesha! (Ukrainian)

≫Iroha-chan seems the most excited lol

"I, I, Iroha-sama, thank you very much for inviting me today. I have been looking forward to the day I could meet you like this..."

"I, I, I, it is I who must thank you for coming today. Although we haven't had many opportunities to collaborate, I have watched all your streams..."

"Thank you so much! Ilyoha-sama is my favorite VTuber too..."

"No, no..."

"No, no, no..."

≫What's with this modesty battle lol

≫It's like what Japanese salarymen occasionally do at client meetings lol

≫Ilyesha is completely accustomed to Japanese culture. It's funny

"Hey, Ah-nee, join the conversation~!"

"Whoa, sorry! For this plan. Anego-san is a genius! Thank you for your proposal! I've watched your stream until just now."

"No way~, you think so too~? I thought so too☆"

≫Anego is a genius (skin) indeed

≫Well, in a sense, she's a genius (laughs)

≫Maybe you should use your head a bit more in life?

"When I see Anego-san's listeners, they're so sharp, aren't they?"

"Huh? Well, I'm their older sister after all."

"So, what problem did you bring, Ilyena-chan? Please, the final question!"

"Well, I dare... to ask a question!"

If Ilyena is the one posing the question, would it be about Ukrainian after all?

That was my prediction, but it was way off.

"Ilyoha-sama, did you correctly answer the origin of the word 'salary'? Actually, it's also 'salad'."

"Similarly, 'salt' is the origin, right?"

"Yeah, it comes from putting salt on vegetables and eating them."

≫I thought it'd be an instant win, but I was wrong

≫Let's start with a light jab!

≫Is this like an English question?

"Well, about that salad. There is a dish called 'Honeymoon Salad' made using only one type of vegetable. So, what is the ingredient used for that? Please give your answer along with the reason!"

The problem of 'salt' that Anego had chosen just before was a setup for this.

However...

"Why this question out of all questions!?"

"Well, you see, recently I've been learning English too... and I found something interesting among them!"

≫In addition to Ukrainian, Russian, and Japanese, English too!? She's multilingual.

≫Thanks to Iroha-chan, my sense is messed up, but she's really amazing (U)

≫And she's still in middle school like Iroha-chan, right?

≫I think she's still in Japan? (US)

≫She's learning English at Japanese schools, so maybe that's how she knows it

≫No, it's because Iroha-sama went to America

"No! I'm not asking for the reason!"

"Huh? Iroha-chan, maybe you don't know the answer~?"

"T-This girl!"

No, it's the opposite.

I've figured out the answer.

And that's why I don't want to answer!

"Anyway, isn't this more of a riddle than a problem!?'

"Well~? What do you think~?"

"Iroha-sama! Please, give your answer! Anego-san, mute the BGM and BGS, please!"

"All right, leave it to me~!"

"Huh!?"

A dead silence enveloped the room.

In the comments, it seems some people know the answer.

Their anticipation is palpable through their words.

Me, I...

"...Heh"

"Heh?" "Heh?"

"The two of you... are such idiots~!

Could you really say such 'embarrassing lines'!?"

"Eeeh!? Eeeeh!?"

≫LOL

≫Iroha barked lol

≫Well, this problem... It's like diving into hell lol

I thought Ilyena was pure and a very kind girl who adored 'Translator Girl Iroha'!

I never expected her to bring such a tricky problem!

The answer this time is 'lettuce,' which is used in Honeymoon Salad. Why? Because...

Let us alone, that's why.

Let us alone... Lettuce alone...

Just lettuce.

Why do I have to say such a punishment-like line, not only when the answer is incorrect but even when it's correct!?

I firmly refuse!

"So, does that mean, Iroha-chan, you don't know the answer, sister~?"

"Huh, well... That's true, but not... in that sense!?"

"So, Ilyena-chan, congratulations~! As a prize, you could make Iroha-chan say any line you like~!"

"Yay~! I did it~!"

"Wait a minute!?"

"Well then, please tell me the situation you want~!"

"There's something I've always wanted Iroha-sama to say. Half of the reason I debuted is because of that. Specifically, I want Iroha-sama to whisper it in 'ASMR'!"

"Huh~!?"

Oh no, what have I done?

My pride got in the way, but maybe, just maybe, it would have been much cheaper to get this right!?

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