Dungeon Training
Various difficult situations have arisen, but the world keeps turning nonetheless.
Monsters overflowing from dungeons, the Chinese military pushing into Japan – it's a dangerous world. Yet, we ordinary folks must live in the present.
So, first, I consulted and planned today's schedule.
I assigned Serai-san and NIna-san to handle shopping and lunch preparations, while I cleaned the dungeon anteroom. In the afternoon, we'll all train together.
"Well then, I'm off!"
"Yeah, good luck."
"See you later~"
I waved goodbye to the two heading out for shopping and promptly dove into the dungeon refrigerator.
"Now... let's tidy up the otaku goods first."
If I opened the dungeon anteroom, they would inevitably find her cherished otaku goods. So, I came up with a plan to make a secret treasure chest.
"(Fuyoyoyo...) Like this, assemble it into a box. Alright, this should do."
Using [Art] skill and magic, I processed the giant beetle shells piled up in the dungeon anteroom. What I created was a treasure chest resembling a balcony container. After lightly scorching it with a Fire Wand and eliminating the beetle stench, it was complete.
A splendid emerald-green chest gleamed before me.
"Hmm, looks good. Let's stow all the otaku goods in these before the two return."
As an otaku, I also stored my empty boxes of figures. So, I neatly packed the displayed figures back into boxes and placed them inside the treasure chest. Removing the posters from the wall required some care to avoid damage, but I quickly cleaned up the doujinshi, which were already stored in cardboard boxes.
With swift and efficient work, I finished stowing all otaku goods in the beetle shell treasure chest. Lastly, I lined them up against the wall. Then, placed a pile of beetle shells on top for camouflage. Yes, with the beetle shell's unpleasant odor, they definitely wouldn't come near. Perfect.
I took care to securely seal it with newspaper and plastic during storage, ensuring the beetle smell wouldn't transfer to the stored otaku goods.
"Now, onto this one..."
Entering the dungeon anteroom, on the right side, items obtained in the dungeon were neatly arranged. Magic stones in a blue poly bucket, and drop items sorted into commercial garbage bags. It looked like a regular trash area at first glance.
Anyway, from such a trash area. No, drop item storage place, I searched for slime-related items. Soon, I found the 60-liter garbage bag I was looking for.
"Yeah, this one. Hopefully, it sells for a good price..."
Slime drop items – mysterious objects resembling expired nama-yatsuhashi. Probably, these were dried-up slime nuclei.
Spreading them out on the dungeon floor like a mountain, I took a photo. Why? Because this time, I planned to pitch them to a pharmaceutical company.
Upon investigation, it seemed that online buyers of dungeon-produced items were all suspicious.
Firstly, the assessment only happens after sending the items, so the purchase price is at the buyer's discretion. Moreover, there were many complaints like [Even though I sent it properly, they claim it never arrived[ or [I asked for a return due to a disagreement on the amount, but even after waiting, the return never happened].
Also, I've had failures trying to sell Fire Wands on flea market sites, with my account getting deleted. So, I thought, [Why not try negotiating myself] instead.
Well, even if it fails, it's not a big deal. It'll just be a story like, [Oh well, it didn't work out]. So, I might as well try. If it goes well, let's think of it as a great find. So, I searched the websites of various Japanese pharmaceutical companies on the internet and sent a sales message through their inquiry form. I made sure to attach the images I took earlier.
*
We extend our congratulations on your continued prosperity.
In these extremely challenging times with various difficulties, I recently came across the [remarkably successful development of a healing potion believed to be the world's first] – a truly delightful piece of news.
Upon reflection, it crossed my mind that items related to dungeons might be involved, and although it's abrupt and impolite, I have reached out to you.
The reason is, that I have connections for collecting items related to dungeons, and should you have any interest, we can promptly make arrangements for them.
If this matter piques your interest, I would be grateful for the opportunity to discuss it further. We eagerly await your response.
*
"Yeah, this should do as a message. Now, the craftsmanship, let's check the finishing touches later."
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