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[Well... this time, among the monsters that appeared from the dungeon, there have been sightings of entities that closely resemble humans. Um, it might sound quite absurd to those of us living in a civilized society, but delving into world history reveals that there are legends associated with such beings here and there.]
And so, with such a preamble, the host solemnly began to talk about Goblins. It's likely because, in cases where the audience of a news program is diverse, human rights issues need to be handled extremely cautiously.
In other words... a two-legged monster walking with green or tan skin. There seems to be a commotion among advocates for human rights about whether to treat Goblins as people or monsters.
People who actively defend Goblin rights seem to be the epitome of folly. But apparently, they believe that [Goblins, like humans in undeveloped lands, can engage in dialogue if proper communication is established]."
However, most of those who advocate for this have never actually delved into dungeons, and they probably live in clean houses, avoiding any work that might dirty their hands. So, it seems like mere theoretical discussions, and it's hard to see it as anything other than a collection of idealistic notions.
However, with Dungeon Stampede occurring worldwide, the tide is expected to change. The Goblins they were advocating for appeared from the dungeon, gleefully setting fires with torches.
This has weakened the momentum of the advocates, and those in favor of exclusion are regaining strength. However, it seems challenging to fully treat Goblins, who have a humanoid appearance, as monsters to completely get eradicated.
Therefore, among those who are vocal about human rights in society, there are discussions like [Should special protected zones be established for Goblins?]
"Well, we've killed a lot of Goblins by now..."
"Yeah. But in the dungeon, if you leave them alone, they'll attack you. Isn't it better this way?"
"That's true."
Yeah, in the dungeon, that's the rule. Those who delve into dungeons and Goblins, putting their lives on the betting table of [exchange of lives]," can be considered equal and peer in that sense.
So, discussions about protecting Goblins and the like should be funded solely by the personal assets of those advocating for it, without using any of the precious taxes paid by the citizens. If they love Goblins that much, they can buy an island and live happily with the Goblins.
But, well, let's not rush to conclusions. If Goblins capable of rational dialogue appear in the future, it might be worth reconsidering then.
"Hmm, there are various things like this, huh..."
Serai-san complains with a bored expression as she rests her cheek on her hand while watching the TV content.
When they talk about Goblin rights and such, it's like being told, "You're a murderer" for those who have been defeating Goblins in dungeons. Feeling a sense of awkwardness about it, I use the remote to change the channel.
[—Next news. Japan's major pharmaceutical company, Tounogi Pharmaceuticals, has announced the successful development of what is believed to be the world's first healing potion that immediately heals wounds.]
"...What!?"
"Hey, Egetsu-san! Could this possibly be!?"
"(Tap, tap, tap...) Oh yeah! Tounogi Pharmaceuticals is hitting the daily limit up!"
"What! Is that true!?"
Looking at the screen of the communication terminal displayed by Nina-san, along with Serai-san, there is indeed the alphabet 'S' indicating the daily limit up.
"Oh, come on! If only I had the funds! This is the perfect buying opportunity!"
"Well, even if it's just a little, I can only buy a few, but let me try placing an order on my account!"
Saying that, as I manipulate the communication terminal, this time, the two lean in together to peer at the phone.
"Heh, Egetsu-san, you're into investments too, huh? Hey, how much can you buy?"
"Well, embarrassed to say, although I started out of curiosity, I got discouraged after making a loss and left it alone. But since my bank and securities accounts are linked without depositing anything, I should be able to buy 100 shares at the current price!"
"Yeah... that's right! Considering the big drop it had during the major sell-off, the current price range is expected to have plenty of upside!"
"Alright! Let's do it! I'll place a market order to increase the chances of execution (Tap, tap). Okay, with this, even if it doesn't go through today, it should hit tomorrow or the day after."
"Hehe... this is exciting!"
"Yeah, that's right!"
Even though I have little money left, if there's a surefire win, it's worth taking that risk. Above all, it's more than gratifying to see Nina-san, who was feeling down due to the major sell-off, showing a lively expression at the prospect of the perfect buying opportunity.
"(Tap, tap, tap...) Oh, hey! Look at this!"
After finishing viewing my purchase order, Serai-san, who was playing with her own communication terminal, seemed to have something she wanted to show and extend her terminal.
"Huh? Is this a list of prices for buying monster drop items?"
"Yeah, but look here and here! The buyout prices have skyrocketed like crazy!"
Focusing on the column she pointed to, the screen displays the change from the previous day. It's currently soaring in real-time.
"Hmm... does that mean someone is trying to monopolize the purchases!?"
"That's probably it! Since this system used to check buyout prices in the shop, there's no mistake!"
"Mmhm... oh, is this surge happening with Slime drop items!? If so, we have heaps of those stored in the dungeon's anteroom!"
"Wha-at! Really!?"
Oh, this is starting to get incredibly interesting!
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