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Dungeon Floor 6 and 7
I regretted descending to the 6th floor. I was also in despair that I would never be able to invite even my otaku friends to this dungeon.
The monster that appeared on the 6th floor was a monkey-like monster.
But its fur was unusually black and wet, and its claws were sharp like a sloth's. Well, that was good, but it also smelled really bad.
And their fighting methods were also unusual and peculiar.
They put their sloth-like hands on their asses, pulled out a turd, and threw it at me. Yes, it was the worst kind of attack. Finally, I couldn't say to anyone, "This is my dungeon.", Yes, it ends today. Thank you so much.
So I named this worst ape-shaped monster, the shitty ape because it is a lowly shitty ape.
"""Ugga! Yiga Yiga!""""
Countless poop from the shitty apes were thrown at me, looming in front of my eyes.
"Spider Nets!"
["(Shubabaa!)"]
However, the spider web created by the [Mucus] completely shuts them out. The web's center is aligned with where I stand, and I generated it. And this mucus spider net was my newly created skill to take the place of the simple defensive formation destroyed by the massive cockroach.
Uggghhh! Ugly!"""""
The lowly monkeys are upset that their poop didn't hit the target. What a bunch of shitty apes!
"You shitty ape! Let them die! Acid Mist!
"""Ugyā! Gigyagyā̄~tsu!?"""
Wrapped up in the acid fog, the shitty apes struggled violently and fell in a heap. But for some reason, they did not melt away.
"What the...? Is that wet hair protecting them from the acid?"
I observed that although the shitty apes were suffering by holding their faces, they did not seem to have suffered any physical damage. It seems their wet hairs are protecting them from the acid attack.
"Then I'll stop them with a throwing weapon... Take the minibar throwing shot!"
["Thud-dodd! (Boom!"]
The shitty apes took a decent bite of the minibar in the acid mist and disappeared in a puff of smoke. So I quickly dispersed the acid mist and went to retrieve the minibar.
"Hmm, the minibar is useful. I'm glad I bought it."
It's easy to hold in my hand and easy to throw. It's quite wrong for its use, but it's very easy to use. And the shitty ape's drop is like a magic stone and sticky tar. It seems like there are a lot of sticky things in the drops.
The sticky tar-like substance is probably oil, coal tar, or grease. I guess this is what repelled my acid and made it difficult for the shitty apes to do damage. Beavers and other creatures with body hair that live near water are said to coat their body hair with oil to maintain their body temperature even when wet. Maybe shitty apes have such a habit.
Well, anyway, I'm pissed off, so I went hunt around until the shitty apes dropped skill orbs.
..........
And the skill orb in my hand.
(Hmm, what is it? The image of a cube in a round hole?)
After building a safe zone with the mucus net, I put the skill orb dropped by the shitty ape on the palm of my hand and concentrated. I manage to read the information. I'm not sure what it is, but at any rate, it doesn't seem to be a [Shit] or any other strange skill.
["Kyuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"].
Skills.
[Strong Acid], [Super Agility], [Disease Resistance 5], [Snatch], [Mucus 2], [Space].
"Huh! Are you serious!"
I didn't think such a vile and insignificant monster that throws poop at you would drop such a good skill as [Space].
That is it! So I immediately attempted to build a spatial storehouse using the skill [Space].
"Hmm...? That seems to always consume about 1/10 of my magic power?"
At any rate, it did not take much time to secure a 3-meter square storage space. However, if I try to maintain it constantly, I need to use another frame of magic power, and 1/10 of my magic power has become unusable as if it were restricted to be used by [Space].
Hmmm, well, I can think of it like a refrigerator. It also eats electricity all the time. Besides, my magic power has been updated after defeating the massive cockroach. Even if I continued to maintain this space room, it's no problem.
"Oh, this is so convenient!"
And the exit of the spatial storehouse is a black, round hole. That is the same pitch black I dive through to get into the dungeon. However, it seems I can move my space room freely.
For example, now I have to walk and bend down to pick up a drop or a mini crowbar I threw, but if I move the hole in the vault so that it slides across the floor of the dungeon, it will automatically retrieve it. Oh! That is very easy. If you open, close, and move it frequently, it will cost you more magic power, but if you open it every battle, there seems to be no problem.
..........
I went down to the 7th floor with too much momentum.
I killed 30 of them, but I didn't raise my level because of the battle with the shitty apes. As I expected, I had risen 10 levels when I killed the massive cockroach, so my level rise must have been slowing down.
I can afford to fight with the shitty apes after he has established a style of defeating them by throwing a miniature crowbar at them from a distance before they throw poop at him. My increased arm strength and dexterity made this possible. And they smelled so bad when I got close to them.
After I had finished mapping, I went down to see the 7th floor. I went out to the hall with the stairs and found a waterway in the center, and narrow passages for inspection on both the waterway sides. The ceiling was arched and dimly lit, and the sound of the water was eerie.
(Hmmm, scary. I feel like a crocodile might come out of the water)
As I fearfully stretched out my neck to peer into the water, I could see a slimy shadow of something in the water. But the only creatures in the dungeon would be monsters.
However, it would not be a good idea to attack them now.
If it is dangerous, I can escape by running up the stairs behind it, but if it is a giant snake or something faster than me, I'll be killed before I can reach the stairs.
So, the usual fishing strategy. I threw the cockroach skin into the water surface from the pouch on my waist, which I always carry for monster fishing.
["Po-chan ...... jibba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba!"]
Then, the water splashes to a boil. Although not large creatures, countless creatures began to appear on the surface of the water and begin to frolic.
"It's black... a ghost catfish? Hmm, but it doesn't have eyes, no, it did! I can't believe it's that big!"
The giant tadpole, the size of a rice bale, was boiling on the water's surface like a piranha attacking a living creature. At first, it looked like a ghost catfish without eyes, because it was too far from its eyes and mouth to see its eyes to the surface of the water.
Hmmm, slime, cockroach, sick rat, slug, monkey, and then tadpole.
What is this? The only fantasy-inspiring monsters here are slimes! What is this dungeon like? I've had enough of this fantasy! I want to say.
But that doesn't mean I want to see a giant snake with a crest on its head, so I'll leave it at that.
"Hmmm. And it's easy to defeat a monster with a mucous membrane body. Yes, with acid! That's it. Let's inject an acid solution! Let's get it down quickly with water pollution! Acid Rain!"
Acid rains down on the giant tadpoles boiling on the water's surface, and also damages the tadpoles in the water by polluting the water with acid.
Then, about two minutes later.
["["["De-roo~n...(kupkupkupkupkup)...boffffff! Bofufu!"]"]"]
Countless giant tadpoles damaged by the acid float to the surface of the water with their ugly, blubbery bellies up.
Then, with their mouths agonizingly flapping, they disappear in a puff of smoke, like a balloon bursting. That is not a battle. It is a one-sided slaughter.
"Hmmm, it's still a little awkward. Maybe I overdid it a bit. Ah, that thing is a skill orb!"
Before the drop sinks into the water, I hurriedly move the spatial room to secure the skill orb.
["Kyuwah~pah~!"]
Skills:.
[Strong Acid], [Super Agility], [Disease Resistance 5], [Snatch], [Mucus 2], [Space], [Luck].
When I used it immediately, the skill orb dropped by the giant tadpole was [Luck].
"Luck, luck, the status I lack the most!"
The one-sided slaughter made me feel remorse even though it was a monster. However, if I could obtain a skill related to luck, it would be a different story. So I became the man who slaughters giant tadpoles and continued to aim for skill orbs throughout the day.
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